FAQ
CONTACT
info at thetheoshow.com
SHIPPING
United States: 3–6 business days
International: 4–10 business days
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
No returns after 7 days from delivery
Items must be in original/new condition (no used, damaged, scratched, or smudged items)
Customer pays all round-trip shipping + customs fees
Sale items: No returns
Defective or wrong item: Contact us within 3 business days of receipt via contact form (include order # + name) → we arrange replacement
No refunds for used/damaged appearance
HEALTH DISCLAIMER
The Theo Show is not responsible for any illness from consuming our products.
DISCOUNTS & SALES
Seasonal sales: Only a few times per year
Sale items: Not eligible for return/exchange
Secret sales + one-time discount code for email/text subscribers
→ Join email & SMS lists to get notified first
COPYRIGHT & TRADEMARK
All content (images, text, graphics, logos) is property of The Theo Show
No reproduction/redistribution without written permission
"Posture" & "Cereal & Such" are registered trademarks
Unauthorized use will be prosecuted
Protected by U.S. + international copyright laws. All rights reserved.
ACCESSIBILITY
We aim for WCAG 2.1 Level AA compliance.
Having issues? Email: info at thetheoshow.com — we'll help.
SMS TERMS (Text Alerts)
Used for: product releases + promotions
STOP → unsubscribe (we'll confirm)
UNSTOP → re-join
HELP → get assistance
Message/data rates may apply (check with your carrier)
Carriers not liable for delays